you joker!

A polish girl went to the Gynaecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups.

The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina and he asked, "when was the last time you had a check-up?"

"well to be honest with you," she blushed" "I have never had a czech up there, but i have had several Hungarians" LOL

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by Dr. Chronic~ ~ Tuesday 20 April 2010 2 comments

a F.A.K.E pleasure...

The oceans in between get deeper and deeper with time, I get used to being far from home, I get used to waking up not knowing where I am or what country I am in, and before long I begin to wonder if home has ever forgotten about me......

____________________________________________________________________________________ Remember there is work to be done...
There is a challenge ahead of me to push myself to the limits of my capacity for growth,
I do things I never would have thought I'd ever do,
I surprised Myself always,
Sometimes, I think I am over my head,
I wish others could see this & I wish others cared about it.

I sat at a table which is just like any other cosmic table in the warmth of my memory. I sat with the Austrians, the kurds, the Canadians, the Iraqis and not to forget the overrated British. It was the same cosmic table I have sat at in my mind for years and the same one which compels me to be a life-long explorer of the planet earth.... We broke bread, raise cups to the air and spoke through the mystical communication of SMILE and BODY LANGUAGE!!
Nights like these have kept me going....

I do not have these experiences at home.=p

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by Dr. Chronic~ ~ Friday 16 April 2010 2 comments